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Welcome to my lair on Skullcrusher Mountain!
It's about love! Or maybe not so much!
It's about crazy, yes I agree.
And what's that thing they call Stockholm?
Well who cares, what matters is that you're here with me!

(May or may not contain: Triggers, nuts, mad science, MacGuyver skills, poisonous octopi, and soy.)

[Song here! By Jonathan Coulton!]

  • Post with character/canon/preferences
  • Post a starter if you have an idea! FEEL FREEEEEEE!
  • TAG AROUND like mad little things!
  • Pick a role/Scenario or use an handy RNG
  • Feel free to mix roles. Want to run a Madman against a Madman? Sure! Want to be two henchman gossiping about the boss's crush? That's awesome! Two people captured together? Right on!
  • HAVE FUN. That's an order.
  • Lord/Lady of Skullcrusher (Mad Mad Maaaaad): Yes you're crazy, and maybe you're schizo but wow you're great with science and everyone loves you (because they're terrified) and hey it's a great life even if a little lonely!
  • Scarface (No. 1 Hench!): His appearance is quite disturbing, but I assure you he's harmless enough! He's a sweetheart, calls me master (and probably thinks I need to get laid).
  • Henchman (henchy hench hench): So your boss is crazy, and you live on a mountain but at least you have company, and a number, and the health coverage ain't so bad!
  • Prisoner (knew you'd get here after a while): Yeah, this kind of bites but hey, you're not dead yet and at least you're some plans out!
  • Other!: You're a rescuer, or maybe family that likes to call the mountain sometimes, let's get creative, let's be interesting, do something that's a little outside the lines!
  1. He has a way of finding pretty things (and bringing them to me ): Whatever your role, this is the start. This is where it all breaks down; or hell, maybe you just wanted to cheer up the Master, this is a pretty piece of intruder, and holy cow why did this guy drag me up a mountain to see a throne?
  2. I'm so into you (But I'm way too smart for you): I really just don't know how to connect but I think I'd want to try, or maybe you're pissed that the master has his eye on someone else? Can't they see the henchman here, waiting patiently for that attention to come this way?!
  3. If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid of me...: Please? It'd be helpful, and less distracting, do you know what fear makes us do?
  4. The voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet: And that's the weirdest damn thing. The master isn't themselves and something should possibly be done? 
  5. Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?: Everyone likes gifts, isn't that right? Wasn't that what I was suppose to do? Why is there screaming? Maybe you can tell me, hey yes I'm talking to you!
  6. Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine while up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere!: But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here! You didn't think I was serious? Of course I was serious, you get to survive the end safe with me here!
  7. Maybe you could cut me just a little slack (Would it kill you to be civil?): What is with everyone today? Aren't I the Master? Why is everyone trying to tell me what to do? And still with the screaming, this is a lousy day, obviously we need some discipline here!
  8. I've been patient, I've been gracious (and this mountain is covered with wolves): Who'd want to leave me? What, an escape? You thought that would work and you'd get out? Oh you're funny, let's have tea and discuss why you're staying here with me.
  9. This is the end now, yes it's over, the saga of me and you!: I guess that didn't go so well, and that's sad but hey it's true. Maybe some clones would be cheery, or some counseling for you?
  10. We didn't cover this? Wasn't it planned? Hey why's your script different from mine?: All the other stuff goes here, naturally it's a catch all and it's weird. Bring it on now, there's plenty of room to share!

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