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Nov. 1st, 2013 03:36 am
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So, yeah, it gets late, I'm talking with Australia and one thing leads to another and...

Steahl Bederka
...beeeee ankles >.> It's a self-upgrade protection device. Mugged? That's fine, you've got BEES!

tyraamria
...I also wanna do some knee-high socks from my calendar, but those look a lot more complicated.

Steahl Bederka
Neat socks are awesome to see again! And meh, you're not throwing bees at her so all is well? I'm just amused at the idea of a beehive in someone's calves

tyraamria
Fair enough~
Is a pretty pattern. :3
...cant' be bothered scanning it, but I'll see if I can find the bee socks on rav.

Steahl Bederka
*snerk* Beeeees. You'd never be lonely, you'd have your own queen bee! BEE ANKLE UPGRADES LADIES AND GENTS! The neighbors are just buzzing with the news, Bee ankles!

tyraamria
|D;;;;
FOUND THEM.
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/the-great-and-powerful-oz

Steahl Bederka
BEE ANKLES!

tyraamria
...oh no now I'm looking at sock patterns.

Steahl Bederka
You want to add to my catalog of questionable body enhancements?

tyraamria
...?
These are pretty damn awesome... http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/double-heelix

tyraamria
|D

Steahl Bederka
Life getting you down folks? Don't worry, we're back! From the makers of Bee Ankles comes Best Foot Forward! The interchangable, switchable feet! Got two left feet? No problem, disperse them a bit with our strategic switching! Lead foot? No worries, balance it by transferring a section of weight to the other, Best Foot Forward folks, for all yoru feet needs!

tyraamria
*dies* <3<3<3
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cubist-socks

Steahl Bederka
Now now now listen close folks! We all know one or two, those people who just can't think outside the box? Well, baby steps ladies and gents. Something to ease them into the world of creative endeavor! We here at Bee Ankles and Best Foot Forward bring you Boxy! Yes, Boxy, for those people venturing out into the world outside their safe parameters! It's a security blanket rendered in finest materials, a chance to bring a bit of the box with you as you go! Yes, Boxy, for peace of mind!

tyraamria
*gigglefit*
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/my-cup-of-tea-socks

Steahl Bederka
It's a harsh world out there folks, we've seen it, that pervasive, breaking grind that's with us every day. Yes, gravity! It's pulling you down when you should be striding tall and we here at Bee Ankles, Best Foot Forward, and Boxy have just the thing for you! Brace yourself against the daily tedium with Support Line! The only body modification designed to brace you against the harsh pull of reality! You'll be unbending in our new Support line!

tyraamria
...oh, wow, I have GOT to do these sometime: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/pucker-2

Steahl Bederka
What's with all this practicality you say? Well, we here at Bee Ankles, Best Foot Forward, Boxy, and Support Line have been listening dear consumers! We don't have any monster here today, they've all been handily defeated! Just color and fun and a reminder of those good old days when being a bit saggy just meant you'd partied hard! That's right, we're bringing you Psychedelic Sags! The Best party you can have legally and very relaxing on your muscles!

tyraamria
|D
Also, butterflies eeee: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/flutter-by-socks

Steahl Bederka
AH, but there's MORE! You thought we couldn't top Bee Knees? That Best Foot Forward, Boxy, Support Line and Psychedlic Sag were the leaders in body modification? GUESS AGAIN! We bring you now the one, the only, Peking Flutter. That's right, these beauties are full of math! Chaos theory to be exact! Be the onely one on yoru block that can create hurricanes at a whimsical foot flick! Peking Flutter, for that extra bit of suprise in daily life!

tyraamria
XDXDXDXD Oh nooooo~

tyraamria
Go for it~~
...oh, wow. So not my pattern, but IMPRESSIVE. http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/143-33-irish-dream---socks-with-pattern-in-fabel

Steahl Bederka
We're back with wonderful news folks! Some how, some way (we don't know how don't ask!) our two leading lines, Psychedelic Sags and Support Line have HAD BABIES! And you're all invited to the shower! Yes, the makers of Bee Ankles, Best Foot Forward, Boxy, Support Line, Psychedelic Sags, and Peking Flutter bring now, to you the newest young arrival. They're charming and bracing, like the smell of rainbows on the bridge in the morning! These cute kids are ready to go to work already, offering a lower, gentler brace against physics while letting your wilder side pump through your veins! Defy gravity and taste the rainbow with Psychedlic Supports!
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